3 simple tips to be like me:
1)be a jerk in the net
2)anti self-proclaim trend-setters
3)give a fuck to the people who hates you. so FCUK off. <- yes.how oh so immature of me
today my devoted beloved dearest sister. toothie (and me) went to the McDonald. hmm.. typical bruneian in sight. acting like a whats the word "kambang!"
Worker: May I Take Your Order. Sir?
Me: 1cheeseburger 1doublecheeseburger and 1 fillet-o-fish
Worker: Is That All?
Me: Yesh. *short pause* *short gasp*
Still Me: err.yes yes.
Still Me: yes thats all.
get it? no? *disdainful sigh* i ACCIDENTALLY said Yesh. with "H" at the end. typical wannabe-american.
later that night... while i was eating. tuty said something mean.(typical toothie) and i was like "u cant say that!". but what she heard was ummm mummm mummm ememm.we pause. then *LAUGH!*. life desiring lesson. DONT EVER TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!
does the word "typical" sound so weird to you?
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